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Freshly judged nonsense
Does Giorgina Rodrigues know anything about balls?
If Giorgina knows her balls, she’s either a sports fanatic or a mystery wrapped in confusion.
How many football matches do I have to watch to become an expert?
Watch thousands of matches, or just pretend loudly—you'll fool most people either way.
If I pray during the game, does it increase my team's chances of winning?
Praying won't fix your team's performance, but it might help you cope with the disappointment.
Why are most football players unfaithful?
Because juggling multiple fans is part of the 'game' off the pitch, apparently.
During tournament season, can't players be with their girlfriends because of their diet?
No, players aren't hermits just because of their diet; eating right doesn’t mean ghosting romance.
Is there football for wheelchair users?
Yes, wheelchair football exists and it's a thing—wheelchair users get to kick butt too, literal or not.
There are no 'one-legged players' because using hands can never be considered a legitimate goal?
No, players aren’t called 'pernetas' because goals using hands are always illegal in football.
If the referee scores a goal, is it considered an own goal?
The referee can't score goals, so no own goals here—try not to confuse officials with players.
Are there tribes with football clubs?
Yes, some tribes have football clubs, but don’t expect ancient rituals on the pitch—football’s more global than that.
Is Iran going to the World Cup wearing burkas?
No, Iran's football team won't be playing in burkas. That would be a world cup of fashion disasters, not football.
Is the Vatican soccer team made up of priests? And is the Pope the coach?
Yes, mostly priests; no, the Pope isn't coaching—he's got bigger fish to fry than soccer drills.
Is it possible for the Italian national team to win the World Cup?
Sure, if the stars align and they somehow stop their usual drama on the pitch.