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Questions created by users, gathered in one public pile of questionable judgment.

Freshly judged nonsense

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Does Giorgina Rodrigues know anything about balls?

If Giorgina knows her balls, she’s either a sports fanatic or a mystery wrapped in confusion.

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How many football matches do I have to watch to become an expert?

Watch thousands of matches, or just pretend loudly—you'll fool most people either way.

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If I pray during the game, does it increase my team's chances of winning?

Praying won't fix your team's performance, but it might help you cope with the disappointment.

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Why are most football players unfaithful?

Because juggling multiple fans is part of the 'game' off the pitch, apparently.

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During tournament season, can't players be with their girlfriends because of their diet?

No, players aren't hermits just because of their diet; eating right doesn’t mean ghosting romance.

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Is there football for wheelchair users?

Yes, wheelchair football exists and it's a thing—wheelchair users get to kick butt too, literal or not.

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There are no 'one-legged players' because using hands can never be considered a legitimate goal?

No, players aren’t called 'pernetas' because goals using hands are always illegal in football.

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If the referee scores a goal, is it considered an own goal?

The referee can't score goals, so no own goals here—try not to confuse officials with players.

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Are there tribes with football clubs?

Yes, some tribes have football clubs, but don’t expect ancient rituals on the pitch—football’s more global than that.

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Is Iran going to the World Cup wearing burkas?

No, Iran's football team won't be playing in burkas. That would be a world cup of fashion disasters, not football.

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Is the Vatican soccer team made up of priests? And is the Pope the coach?

Yes, mostly priests; no, the Pope isn't coaching—he's got bigger fish to fry than soccer drills.

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Is it possible for the Italian national team to win the World Cup?

Sure, if the stars align and they somehow stop their usual drama on the pitch.